John Hughes had no involvement with the television version of his film. Quotes.net. Yeah yeah. I'm so disappointed in us. A MISSILE IN MY HOUSE, GARY! Do I look serious? Wyatt: Do you think Lisa's having a good time? Wyatt: But what are we going to do about this mess? Gary Wallace: Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect! cup. Gary: Well, damn, Fats! Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback. Weird Science Quotes. Wyatt: Cincinnati. MY PARENTS ARE COMING HOME. In fact things can't get any better. Yeah yeah. Sidney Poitier’s 7 Most Memorable Performances, All Harry Potter Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, All Upcoming Disney Movies: New Disney Live-Action, Animation, Pixar, Marvel, 20th Century, And Searchlight, Breakdown of 2020 Movie Delays, and When They Will Hit Theaters. View Quote [Gary and Wyatt have hidden from freaks who've destroyed Wyatt's home.] (00:35:40), Continuity mistake: When Lisa shows Wyatt & Gary the grandparents in the pantry, her arms are folded - but as Gary & Wyatt are leaving, Lisa's hand is holding the pantry door open. If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I'd hate to lose my teaching job... A missile! And I appreciate it. I mean, all our lives we've been saying how great it would be if we went to parties, right? do i give a shit? Lisa: Don't threaten me Al! Gary Wallace: Making a girl. When the four guys are waiting for the second doll-woman to appear, Gary's hand jumps from sitting on his leg to being up by his chin. I'm even considering makin' up some shit!". Carmen: He won't, you know. View Quote "Accident" my ass, Gary! Gary Wallace: We need more input. My parents are not gonna let me in the house again and if they do I'm gonna be grounded till I'm about 45. Garry: We need more input. Gary: Chess? PG-13,94 min. Weird Science (1985) Full Cast & Crew. (00:10:35 - 00:11:20), Continuity mistake: When Lisa's confronting Gary's father, her hands rest on her hips as clenched fists. weird science 25694 GIFs. On the inside of the bedroom door, it shows Chet actually kicked the door in on the opposite side. the handset is still on the modem. Gary: I could be wrong, but I think these guys are stoked for us, Wyatt. In a later shot the candle moves in and sits on (newly appearing) black text. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals. This is like a dream come true. [5], The complete series was released on DVD in Australia on August 16, 2017. Gary Wallace: [still laughing; nods] Yes, I am. Gary Wallace: She did say we should party. Lisa: So, what would you little maniacs like to do first? She was looking good, I saying. Party! All these girls, they're all there. The first two premiered July 11, 1998, with the remainder premiering as pairs of episodes July 18 and 25, 1998. I want her to live. Lord General: [crowd laughter] Tossed off into any good books lately, have we? A quote can be a single line from one character or a memorable dialog between several characters. And I'm sure by Sunday, you'll think of something. Lisa: What are you so nervous about? ACCIDENT MY ASS, GARY! Gary Wallace: This is just a blueprint guys, now how do you like it? Dino: "She's into malakas"! (00:01:25), Continuity mistake: After the party, when Chet gets out of the vehicle, he has five shotgun shells in the front of his vest. And I'm sure by Sunday you'll think of something. I'm tellin' the truth here. Gary Wallace: [annoyed] Look Wyatt, shut up! chet's coming home. Listen to what she did to me. Wyatt: But what are we gonna do about this mess? Party! The theme song for the series was "Weird Science" by Oingo Boingo, the same as that used in the movie (though they received no on-screen credit for the series). All guests: [chant] Party! Chet: I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. Don't threaten me, Al! Lucy Wallace: [crying] You told me you were combing your hair! Weird Science 57%. Gary: Every night, Mitch. Gary Wallace: And as for your ugly a$$, you don't come into my friend's house, with your faggot friends and your bikes, crashing through windows, making a mess, breaking his furniture, stinking up the place and believe me you do stink. This isn't my suit. [Wyatt puts up his hands defensively, indicating that he will shut up. However, when Ian and Max pull down the boys' shorts, in this close-up Gary's laces are only midway up the high top's eyelets, loose and untied. (01:13:54). (00:25:05), Other mistake: In the mall scene, when Gary and Wyatt sit down on the bench and Max and Ian dump the Icee on them, notice how much slush is actually dumped on them from a 32 oz. Joel Silver acquired the filming rights for the comic magazine. Gary Wallace: EVERYTHING'S COOL! I mean, I was nuts for the girl. You know, she was set. [4], On January 1, 2008, A&E Home Video released the complete first and second seasons of Weird Science on DVD in Region 1. on Chet's suit, or he'd kill me. Gary Wallace: Wyatt you have plenty of time to clean up tommorrow okay? Gary: Hey, you. Gary Wallace: How about if we see if we can score the points with these two and deal with the McKays when we get to them later? ASAFP. https://www.metacafe.com/watch/7741171/weird_science_1985_gary_s_parents My parents are not gonna let me in the house again and if they do I'm gonna be grounded till I'm about 45. Maybe it was a dream then, you know... a very weird... bizarre... vivid... erotic... wet... detailed dream. Ready to party now? Wyatt: You know Gary, for the first time in my life; I don't feel like a total dick. This is highly illegal. on Chet's suit, or he'd kill me. Accident? (00:32:52), Revealing mistake: Arriving home from his hunting trip, Chet Donelly (Bill Paxton) finds Gary in bed with a girl. Subscribe Two high school nerds attempt to create the perfect woman, but she turns out to be more than that. Okay? I don't wanna hurt her feelings. Maybe we had malaria. Lisa: Wyatt, don't worry. Gary Wallace: You know, I can't believe this, Wyatt. Another John Hughes reference to. Lisa: What are you so nervous about? [Points the rifle at Gary and Deb repeately, then hits both in the head]. You're gonna get on your bikes, and pedal your ugly asses outta here. ]Chet: Like your panties.Wyatt: [walking back into kitchen] It's a joke, Chet. Max: [Banging on it] Yup, this puppy's for real all right. Chet: But first I'd like to... butter your muffin. Gary: I know you are. Lisa: I can be a real serious bitch if I don't get what I want. Lord General and a biker girl enter the house through it, He grimaces slightly, wondering if that has anything to do with it, Wyatt is driving himself, Gary and Lisa back to his home. Time to pay the fiddler. That is a severe behavioral disorder. Lisa: If you want be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle. Chosen answer: They probably only had permission to use the song at the cinema and take home releases, so when shown on broadcast TV they'd have to use another song. My Science Connections. ), a song by Does It Offend You, Yeah? (00:29:50). Premiering on March 1, 1994, the show ran for five seasons on the USA Network for a total of 88 episodes. Mutant Biker: Can we keep this... between us? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Ready to party now? Edit . Goddamn! Gary: I called her every night for, like, a month. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Weird Science. THEY'RE GONNA FREAK OUT! Directed by (1) Writing credits (3) Cast (51) Produced by (2) Music by (1) Cinematography by (1) Film Editing by (3) Casting By (1) Production Design by (1) Art Direction by (1) Set Decoration by (1) Costume Design by (1) Makeup Department (5) Production Management (1) Second Unit Director or Assistant Director (7) Art Department (9) Sound Department … from You Have No Idea What You're Getting Yourself Into However, the FDX unit is back on the desk, with the monitor atop it (they are between the display monitor and feed scanner), when the boys are on the floor. they're gonna freak out! Is this yours? You know it happens. We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. Do you believe that? Lucy Wallace: You told me you were combing your hair! This is like a dream come true. Voila! Gary Wallace: Because I want you to like me for what I am. [Gary puts his hand over Wyatt's mouth and sits him down on the bed]. And my mother almost had like cardiac arrest. Gary is very drunk]. Fine. Wyatt: [referring to Lisa] Do you think she'll understand? Garry: Wyatt you have plenty of time to clean up tommorrow ok? He looks slightly hurt by Gary's treatment of him as he was only trying to help], [Gary is chanting incoherently. When Gary approaches the railroad tracks, the train is shown coming in the direction of the passenger side door. Finally, the Weird Science script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Anthony Michael Hall, Kelly LeBrock, and Robert Downey Jr. Actually making a girl. Design and text © 1996 - 2020 Jon Sandys. Maybe the girls are lookin' for a long, lean bone job from me. Wyatt: We're in trouble Gary. When Gary approaches the railroad tracks, the train is shown coming in the direction of the passenger side door. STANDS4 LLC, 2020. (01:14:45), Continuity mistake: When Chet and Wyatt are in the kitchen getting breakfast, the paper towels in the background are all rolled up. Wyatt: ACCIDENT MY ASS, GARY! Showing all 10 items Jump to: Certification; Sex ... Lisa holds a (fake) gun to a boy's parents so that he (the boy) can go to a party. Wyatt: [sympathetically] Look Gary, it wasn't your fault. In the scene where Gary has come home drunk, he reaches out to touch Chet's face. Wyatt: Okay, but don't get any B.O. ), a song by Does It Offend You, Yeah? Gary Wallace: [annoyed] Will you shut the hell up? I speakin' to ya. [Gary and Wyatt have a quick chat in the shower]. "Accident" my ass, Gary! .. bizarre... vivid... erotic... wet... detailed dream. Gary Wallace: Why don't you shut up, bitch? Lisa: You had to be big shots didn't you. Gary: Should we give her a brain? Weird Science is an American television sitcom, based on John Hughes' 1985 film of the same name, that aired on the USA Network from March 5, 1994 to April 11, 1997. All rights reserved. Gary: Take this shit on. Wyatt: A missile! In the gym, when Ian and Max walk up behind Gary and Wyatt, there is a closeup of their feet, and we see that the left laces on Gary's high tops are laced all the way up, tied snugly. Gary Wallace: Where'd your parents go anyway? Huh? [the woman that Gary and Wyatt created is looking for a name]. Home > Weird Science > Quotes « Movie Details. Gary Wallace: Wyatt, are you ready to die? Gary Wallace: Wyatt, if I could shoot an egg out my ass right now, I would! Gary: [completely wasted] Fats, man, lemme tell you my story, man. Contact me | Privacy policy | Join the mailing list | Links. Browse more character quotes from Weird Science (1985), the woman that Gary and Wyatt created is looking for a name, Wyatt puts up his hands defensively, indicating that he will shut up. Weird Science (TV series), a television series based on the film She said we're gonna go downtown and... [looks at the suits] Oh, my God! Lisa: Why do you have to be such a wanker? Garry: This is just a blueprint guys, now how do you like it? Together, using Wyatt's computer, they try to create a computer simulation of a perfect woman in order to practice communicating with girls. Gary: Look, we'll just go with the situation. [Gary and Wyatt are about to make another woman for Ian and Max are are showing them the blue print for the boobs]. There is a glass of beer on the table. No? I ain't playin' with you. We're in the john! [Gary grabs Wyatt by the lapel and pulls him towards him]. Chemistry Units 1 & … But other than that everything's great. Lord General and a biker girl enter the house through it]. Gary: How about if we see if we can score the points with these two and deal with them in case we get to them later? Web. And I'm sure by Sunday you'll think of something. I mean, I talkin' devotion, man. [Gary and Wyatt are about to go out with Lisa and they both are wearing dorky suits and hairstyles].