VideojugCreativeCulture. 0:51. Is that the truth? The words "cheery" and "absolutely furious!" I know quite well that I'm not actually doing the register at this very second but I will be and I could be. So now, it's my turn. put him back in the aquarium and go straight downstairs to see Mrs.Rasheed and you can explain to her what you did to Robin. Yes Zoey? So that's me; stacking the dishes, while he's getting the water ready. YOU'LL MISS IT!" But I never went, until I heard the front door open, with Mum and Dad coming back, and then I'd be upstairs, into bed, in a flash. 0:53. Michael imitating the sound of the soap bottle and the bicycle pump pushing water out is used as a fart sound in poop/fart themed YTP jokes. Right class six, register time. It really isn't something to cry about Paul, I know Robin was your favorite, and I'm sure Batman dosen't miss him, I'm-*stammering* i'm not sure if snails do miss each other... look. In this story, Michael's parents order him and his brother, Brian, to wash the dirty dishes from one of their Sunday dinners. He's well pleased. 500 … All term we've been looking at how they eat leaves, we've written poems about how they eat leaves, we drawn graphs of how many leaves they eat in a day, and now you're telling me they eat each other. That hurt! COME OVER HERE! But my brother, whats he doing, he's smiling all over his big face! All over my hair! and then they went to the front room. I put my face behind the book, with my eye peeping round the edge of the book. https://michaelrosen.fandom.com/wiki/The_Register?oldid=11870. Well, I'm not quite sure what form at the moment but I'm sure a form will be coming along soon, they usually do, and I'll tell you when it does. It's filling up with dirty, soapy water; and next thing, it's out of the water and he's gone *PFLLLB! He always says that. • Rhymings! VideojugCreativeCulture. is used quite often in YouTube Poops; including YTPMVs. So I go on drying up. "Oi! Darren, leave the snails alone! And there was nearly always... *points into the imaginary egg cup* some left over. He was 4 years older than me. Oh no! my mum calls out. My brother is waiting for me to say something, I'm hoping he'll say something, we're looking at each other. All rights reserved, No Breathing In Class | POEM | Kids\' Poems and Stories With Michael Rosen. In a weedy little voice I say, "I locked... the door!" Hm?" Oh, I wonder Mrs.Morris, I don't want to be rude, but I'm just settling the children down. The Register is a Poem made by Michael Rosen, it takes place at a School where he works at and it's from the book "You Wait Til I'm Older Then You".. Best Love Quotes – 500 Deep & Meaningful Quotes About Love. What you do... People often ask me for tips about writing poems. You do. It is usually used in a sexual situation. Sometimes, my Mum and Dad used to go out. He tries to pretend I'm not there, it's no good, he can't. He was 4 years older than me. "Did it? Ah, Mrs. Riley, good morning. D&D Beyond 6. What?! Email address: Leave this field empty if you're human: Crowdfunding You’re Thinking About Tomatoes. line is used a lot for various reasons. I say, "I've had enough!" The Hypnotiser. I couldn’t get anyone to reprint it, so I asked my son Joe to film me performing the book for this website. There are second-hand copies of The Hypnotiser available on various sites on the web, most obviously at Amazon, Abe Books.com and eBay. So that was that. Plumtopia - The Michael Rosen Wiki is a FANDOM Books Community. that was very nice of him. "Go to bed go to bed go to bed" "D'you want a sweet?" 6:09. * And it catches him right on the- "OOOWWW! Oh no, he's left the lid off! He starts to laugh, "Ha ha, alright" he says "Alright that's it.". All rights reserved. is very common in YTPs. Yeah, one of those capes that you wear when you ride a bicycle in the rain. Search in the poems of Michael Rosen: Once Poem by Michael Rosen. About Michael Rosen : Why do you write poems for children? And I'm still fiddling with the door, I lock it, click, I unlock it, click, I lock it, click, I try to unlock it, click, ngh, click, ngh, ngh. Well actually, he still is. So next thing, he's got the little washing up brush and it's got little bits of meat fat and squashed peas stuck in it and he's come up to me and he's in, up, under the cape with it and he's working it round and round under my jumper and under my chin. Uh no-*stammering* I'm sorry John, uh- you can't have the register just yet. Do you know what the time is, Mervin? "Go to bed go to bed go to bed" "Hey, you've got a pimple on the end of your nose y'know" "Go to bed go to bed go to bed". Fiddle diddle is used commonly in many Rosen YTPs. He goes on reading. 7:34. The Headmaster is telling the children about what happened last lunchtime. and I've been practicing for ages on the kitchen door handle. Darren! But I never went, until I heard the front door open, with Mum and Dad coming back, and then I'd be upstairs, in… They're gonna come back, and find me here, and I've got out of bed, and I've come in his room, and I've locked the door and it's really late and it's all my fault. 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He was appointed as the fifth Children's Laureate in June 2007, succeeding Jacqueline Wilson, and held this honour until 2009. He starts up a chant, "Go to bed go to bed go to bed go to bed go to bed go to bed go to bed," he doesn't stop "Go to bed go to bed go to bed go to bed," he goes on for ages, "Go to bed go to bed go to bed". Website designed by Artifice Design. Michael imitating his brother's smile is also used as a running/walking face. do you hear me?! HARD CHEESE!" Washing Up is a story by Michael Rosen from his series of poems "Poems and Stories About My Family." I'm not sure if you'll be here for Mrs. Morris' baking day at this rate. I look up at the ceiling. He sounds like he's gonna really do for me, so now he tries "I'm going to be so boring, Michael will get so fed up he'll go back to bed". (pauses) Robin. He tries to pretend I'm not there, it's not good, he cant. So I said, "You always wash! The line "HARD CHEESE!" "Go to bed go to bed g-" "Uh, Brian, umm, I cant unlock heh heh, huh the door." Is what Salina is saying true?! Do you have any idea how we're going to get you to come to school on time, Mervin? Washing Up - Kids' Poems and Stories With Michael Rosen. Babysitter. Michael making noises with the door is used often in YTPMVs. QUICK!" https://www.michaelrosen.co.uk \"I wrote a book of poems for children called \'The Hypnotiser\' some years ago and then it went out of print. Now, quite often, we used to have mustard with our Sunday dinner, and we didn't have it out of a tube; one of us used to make it with the powder in an egg cup. 30th January 2020 . Mrs. Morris, you're back. Ah! I think "I'll make him notice." Tell me if you like it, and if you do, I’ll do the other books of mine that are out of print like Mind Your Own Business, Wouldn’t You Like to Know, When Did You Last Wash Your Feet?, Never Mind, Who Drew on the Baby’s Head, and You Tell Me (which I wrote with Roger McGough). "Hello!" However, things go awry when Brian starts getting into mischief... DISCLAIMER: This is a transcript for a video of Michael performing the poem/book, not a transcript from the actual poem/book itself. ", So I go on drying up. Helping Your Child To Write : Can adults learn anything from the poems children write?